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RZ4 - The Bring Back Gloria! Act

Published in Clark #1

WHEREAS most of the text of this bill was poached from a Wittenberg 8 post of R. Ben Madison...

WHEREAS Gloria Estefan was made the National Entertainer of the Kingdom of Talossa by virtue of "Erni's PD making her such, was one of the great masterstrokes of Talossan culture that I (Ben) had absolutely no hand in."

WHEREAS "This is an authentically Talossan facet of reality..."

THEREFORE this "Talossan facet of reality" "that was inappropriately and irrationally expunged from our lawbooks by [people who need not be mentioned here], and deserves to be corrected" shall be put back into force by the Ziu making Gloria Estefan, once more, our National Entertainer.

30th Cosâ, Clark #1 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ4	The Bring Back Gloria! Act	No (double majority needed)	Fail	5	6	1	Fail	0	1	2	Fail