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RZ70 - The None of this Teletubbies Crap Act

Published in Clark #4

WHEREAS non-Talossan television culture has come up with the so-called "Teletubbies"; and
WHEREAS these "Teletubbies" are a bunch of sissy, silly-looking, eggplant-shaped 'creatures'; and
WHEREAS young children obviously have little to learn from these rainbow-clad weirdos which are less clever and less prepared for modern life than the average three-year-old; and
WHEREAS not even "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" was as lame as the Teletubbies; and
WHEREAS the sight of a baby-faced sun giggling for no reason at all is surely a traumatizing experience which can hinder the mental development of young sensitive children; and
WHEREAS our dandelions should be educated with more Talossanist values;
THEREFORE the Ziu officially condemns the Teletubbies, and encourages all Talossans to simply ignore them. The Ziu also denounces the Teletubbies television show as "rubbish".

25th Cosâ, Clark #4 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ70	The None of this Teletubbies Crap Act	No (double majority needed)	Fail	4	11	1	Fail	1	3	1	Fail