Matt Dabrowski

Quick Facts

Outside Talossa

Name	Matt Dabrowski
Date of Birth
Current Residence
Occupation

In Talossa

Talossan Name
Date of Citizenship	21 January 1999
Province	Vuode
Political party
Titles

General Election Votes

Cosâ	Date	Party
26 (view results)	Jul- Aug 1999	RCT
27 (view results)	Mar-Apr 2000	PC
28 (view results)	Nov-Dec 2000	PC

Cosâ Seats

Cosa	Party	Clark #1	Clark #2	Clark #3	Clark #4	Clark #5	Clark #6
25	PC		1	1	1	1	1

Senäts seats

This citizen was never a senator

Prime Minister

This citizen was never a prime-minister

Secretary Of State

Proposed Bills

Cosâ	Clark	Bills	P/F
25	2	RZ16 - The Official Buildings Again Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	2	RZ17 - The Pompous Language Act	Statute
25	2	RZ18 - The Realism in Ministries Act	Statute
25	2	RZ19 - The 1999 Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	2	RZ20 - The Special Sessions Act
25	2	RZ21 - The Talossan Canon of Laws Act	Repealed
25	2	RZ22 - The Bohemian Rhapsody Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	2	RZ23 - The Three Member Cort Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	2	RZ24 - The Schneideria and Slovenia Are Made for Each Other Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	2	RZ25 - The Walmart is Bad Act	Repealed
25	2	RZ26 - The Pompous Royal Charters Act	Statute
25	2	RZ27 - The Cabinet Definition Act	Rejected by the Cosâ
25	2	RZ28 - The You Are What You Drink, And What You Drink is Root Beer Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	2	RZ29 - The Paul Allen Beardo Weirdo Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	2	RZ30 - The Party of Five Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	2	RZ31 - The Bill Act	Statute
25	2	RZ32 - The Franco-American Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	2	RZ33 - The Can the Q Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	2	RZ34 - The Amateur Sports Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	2	RZ35 - The Royal Bank & Post Charter Act	Repealed
25	3	RZ38 - The Florenciâ Decertification Act
25	3	RZ42 - The King of the Albanians Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	3	RZ44 - The Commissioner of the Civil Service Act	Statute
25	3	RZ45 - The Viscount of Vuode Title Act	Approved by a referendum
25	3	RZ52 - The Morning-After Act	Repealed
25	4	RZ56 - The Mole Day Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ57 - The Privacy in Mail Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ58 - The Come On Along Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ59 - The Invincible Moral Support (tm) Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ61 - The Anti-Resolution Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ62 - The Cabinet Act (OrgLaw Amendment)	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ63 - The Secretary of State for Immigration Act (OrgLaw Amendment)	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ64 - The PD Approval Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ65 - The Derecognition Act	Statute
25	4	RZ66 - The Claim Definition Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ67 - The Juneau Day Act	Statute
25	4	RZ68 - The Questions to the Legislative Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ69 - The Provincial Control Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ70 - The None of this Teletubbies Crap Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	4	RZ75 - The Amalgamated Anti-Serbia Resolution	Approved but Ephemeral
25	5	RZ76 - The Star Wars Episode One Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	5	RZ77 - The Senatorial Medal of Honour Act	Statute
25	5	RZ78 - The Questions to the Cort Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ79 - The Enabling Act	Statute
25	5	RZ80 - The Nunavut Resolution	Approved but Ephemeral
25	5	RZ81 - The Battle for Citizens Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ82 - The Royal Bank & Post Charter Act	Rejected by the Cosâ
25	5	RZ83 - The Reservation of Separate Amenities Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ84 - The Defence of the Realm Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ85 - The Belated Siskel Memoriam Act	Approved but Ephemeral
25	5	RZ86 - The Anti-Bug E-mail Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ87 - The Gay House Declaration Resolution	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ94 - The Permanent Residents Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	5	RZ95 - The Organic Law Interpretation (Voting on the Clark) Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ96 - The Burn the Townships South Africa-Style Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ97 - The Sense of the Ziu (QJM) Resolution	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ98 - The Sense of the Ziu (State President) Resolution	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ101 - The Addresses to the Whole Ziu Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ102 - The Ministerial Policy (Statement & Approval) Act	Rejected by the ZIU
25	6	RZ111 - The Revised Permanent Residents Act	Rejected by the Senäts
25	6	RZ112 - The Court of Cassation Act	Repealed

Talography

Even Matt's citizenship in Talossa was filled with controversy.

His first attempt to join Talossa was voted down by a united opposition over the fact that he had aligned himself with the PC and an election would start the next month, thus giving one additional vote to the PC.

The King called the act "Disgusting". Even many of Matt's nay-sayers reversed their votes after they saw what they had done.

The PC nearly collapsed over what TNN dubbed "Mattgate." PC Leader John Jahn defended two Tory Senators (Schwichtenberg and Eiffler) who broke with him to vote Matt down. King Robert was furious, claiming the PC stood for nothing but a desire to stay in power. He negotiated with a whole host of people-including Oplinger and Maxime Charbonneau looking for an electable alternative to the PC. After no one fell for his strident 'Dabrowski Yes, Bugs No' programme, Madison went back to the PC as a muted voice. Exhausted by the fight, he gave up editorship of Støtanneu to Chris Gruber. For the first time in RT history the King now had no official voice.

During the election, the PC won by a majority of only one seat, and won only with the help of several unexpected PC voters.

The Ziu voted Dabrowski in as a citizen with the full backing of the PC, and after some concerted sweet talk. Following the original Matt fiasco, PC acted quickly to abolish the "secret vote" on incoming citizens.

Matt Dabrowski became, as everyone expected, a highly visible figure on the RT political stage. Installed as Premier of Vuode after a snap election there backed by the King, Matt was granted a Cosâ seat by the PC and horrified everyone by proposing literally scores of bills, denouncing "fascist" Walmart and praising Slovenia as a beacon of democracy. Matt's shining moment came in January as he helped drive away one pugnatious prospective who had been ferrying internal RT memos to the country's self-proclaimed "enemies" abroad.

Dabrowski was just as active in his other post, as the RT's "Ambassador" to a pact of online "micronations," most of whom were nothing more than dead links on the organization's website. But Matt's jockeying for power within the group led to flame-wars with micro-nerds whom Senator Charbonneau called "people with titles and nothing else, fans of D&D and more stupidity." The controversy sapped what little enthusiasm Gruber had for "bug nations" and their U.N.-esque antics, and in March he issued a well-intentioned but ill-advised PD cutting off all Talossan "diplomatic contact" with the swarms of online Talossa-clones--but keeping Dabrowski in as envoy to the online micros' group. The PD, widely seen as something engineered by Dabrowski, was extremely unpopular and the ZPT's Ken Oplinger denounced it for its "disdain for the political process" since the PD ran counter to several bills on that month's Clark. The King finally vetoed the PD and the Ziu went along with the ZPT's moderate if somewhat disingenuous alternative, which cut off all "official" contact with the "bug nations" while encouraging "informal" contact with them, even with ones that were openly bashing Talossa. On 21 March the King signed this "Semi-Permeable Wall Act," finally ending the RT's unhappy relationship with its cretinous copycats.

During the rest of the 25th Cosâ, Matt proposed no less than 61 bills, in only 5 clarks.

Tired of voting down his floor of bills, no party dared giving his a Cosâ seat after the next election.

Matt became frustrated of his inability to change anything and eventually resigned his citizenship.