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RZ29 - The Paul Allen Beardo Weirdo Act

Published in Clark #2

WHEREAS the Kingdom is now almost as much Internet-based as "offline"-based; and
WHEREAS the Kingdom takes pride in this; and
WHEREAS in its pursuit of being online, most citizens use Microsoft products; and
WHEREAS the co-founder of Microsoft is the Venerable Paul Allen, even though he left the company during his illness; and
WHEREAS Paul Allen has recently shaved his *trademark* beard;
THEREFORE the Ziu censures Paul Allen for screwing with the computer karma of the Kingdom of Talossa by shaving his beard.

25th Cosâ, Clark #2 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ29	The Paul Allen Beardo Weirdo Act	No (double majority needed)	Fail	4	7	3	Fail	1	3	1	Fail