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RZ24 - The Missing Teeth Act

Published in Clark #5

WHEREAS Talossa has an official team for American football (the Florencia Packers), baseball (the Maricopa Brewers), basketball (the Benito Bucks), and European football/soccer (the Fiôvâ Wave), but

WHEREAS we lack an official hockey team, and

WHEREAS Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province doesn't have an associated sports team, but

WHEREAS Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province does have a sort of nautical feel about it, and

WHEREAS this was actually Iason Taiwos's idea, but he is unable to propose it, and

WHEREAS Talossa thrives on fun stuff like this, and

WHEREAS I don't feel like writing a Péngöpäts Provincification Proclamation Act right now (though I'll probably use that title when I do),

THEREFORE the following section is added to El Lexhatx, Section F:
 

40. Milwaukee Admirals shall be Talossa's Official AHL Team, and it will remain so until such time as the nation is able to field its own hockey team to contest the American teams. The Ziu officially authorises loyal Talossan citizens to refer to the team, heretofore known as the "Milwaukee Admirals," as the "Maritiimi-Maxhestic Admirals."

FURTHERMORE the Ziu thanks Admiral Iason Taiwos for suggesting the idea.

47th Cosâ, Clark #5 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ24	The Missing Teeth Act	No (double majority needed)	Pass	126	41	14	Pass	5	0	2	Pass