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WHEREAS Talossan citizenship is one of the best things one can't buy for
money; and
WHEREAS the Minister for Immigration and the members of the Uppermost Cort
take valuable hours out of their time to process the applications of
prospective citizens; and
WHEREAS this is not a boon to be scorned; and
WHEREAS prospective citizens who never seem to reach the goal do not make
Talossa a better place;
THEREFORE the Ziu of Talossa hereby legislates the following:

>From the day the Uppermost Cort grants their approval of a prospective citizen, said prospective has exactly three calendar months to complete all immigration paperwork required. After that period of time, the citizenship application has lapsed and the prospective citizen needs to re-apply and undergo a new scrutiny by the Uppermost Cort.

In case of such a re-application, not being able to give a sufficiently good reason for failing to complete the immigration requirements the first time, shall be sufficient reason for the Cort to deny a second approval.

WHEREAS Talossan citizenship is one of the best things one can't buy for
money; and
WHEREAS the Minister for Immigration and the members of the Uppermost Cort
take valuable hours out of their time to process the applications of
prospective citizens; and
WHEREAS this is not a boon to be scorned; and
WHEREAS prospective citizens who never seem to reach the goal do not make
Talossa a better place;
THEREFORE the Ziu of Talossa hereby legislates the following:

>From the day the Uppermost Cort grants their approval of a prospective citizen, said prospective has exactly three calendar months to complete all immigration paperwork required. After that period of time, the citizenship application has lapsed and the prospective citizen needs to re-apply and undergo a new scrutiny by the Uppermost Cort.

In case of such a re-application, not being able to give a sufficiently good reason for failing to complete the immigration requirements the first time, shall be sufficient reason for the Cort to deny a second approval.

WHEREAS, the Ziu in March, 1995 (RZ1.3.95, the Royal Wedding Enabling Act) authorized the marriage of HRM King Robert I of Talossa and Min Jenny Pan of Shanghai, China; and

WHEREAS, Queen Jenny has proven over time to be unstable, unfaithful, unhygenic, fiscally irresponsible, dishonest, deceptive, neurotic, phobic, greedy, frigid, and paranoid; and

WHEREAS, most of these qualities are unbecoming a member of the Talossan Ruling Dynasty;

THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby: REPEALS RZ1.3.95;
GRANTS under Talossan law a full and complete divorce to King Robert I and Queen Jenny, pending confirmation by the American justice system (since the wedding was performed in the USA, which was a bad sign to begin with! ;-)
ENCOURAGES the appropriate Talossan criminal justice authorities and the Uppermost Cort of Talossa to investigate Queen Jenny's misconduct; and
RECOMMENDS that Queen Jenny be expunged as a citizen and removed from Talossa; and
ORDERS that her name be stricken from all obelisks.
So let it be written--So let it be done