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Bills for the 17th Cosa (46 in total)

    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    Whereas; the official "sacred shrine of Talossa." FLUNK, controlled by formerly reasonable and mature-for-their-age Citizens Nick Kovac and Andrew Worm, which had been granted "full provincial-like authority" (LC17, 9/92; LC9, 3/93), has been in an official state of rebellion against teh Kingdom since last July (refusing to recognize the legitimate, democratically-elected national Governments); Therefore the Cosâ hereby officially revokes the quasi-independent status of FLUNK, returning its territory fully to Mussolini Province; and the governing thereof to that of Mussolini Province as well. Likewise, Kovac's and Worm's provincial citizenship is returned to that of their province of residence (namely, Vuode).

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ1The FLUNK Debunk ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ1VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ1
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas a tradition has grown up in RT politics of mailing campaign literature directly to voters, and whereas this wreaks havoc not only with opposition parties (who have no opportunity to see what they're being charged with) as well as with historians (who can't quote the campaign literature to see what the issues in the election really were), Therefore the Cosâ hereby mandates the following: If any political manifesto, leaflet or advert is drafted by any political party or organisation for mass distribution to two or more Talossan voters, acopy of that document must be depositied at the same time with the Secretary of State, for immediate transfer to the Müstáit Naziunál (National Archives), for public viewing. Violations shall be punished by the levying of a $3 fine for every such document not deposited.

    Proposed by: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    [repealed by decision of Uppermost Cort, 30 July 1994/XV]

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ2The "You can run but you can't hide" ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ2VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ2
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    The Cosâ hereby established the Commission Royal on Amending and Adapting the Principles (CRAAP) to study the question of whether or not the Vague Principles recently abolished can be rewritten and improved, limiting their vagueness and preserving them as central truths in the RT Constituziun. John Jahn, wes Erni and Ben Madison are nmaed to the CRAAP Commission, which may admit new members by majority vote. The CRAAP is instructed to report back to the Cosâ within two monhts of the adoption of this legislation.

    Proposed by: Robert Madsion (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ3The CRAAP Commission ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ3VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ3
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, it has been a tradition ever since 1981 to sear Prime Ministers in with their hand on a copy of The Loom of Language (a book from the 1940s about languages, which ignited King Robert's fanaticism for language and also his xenophilia which gve use Talossa), teh Cosâ hereby enshrines this ritualistic act in the Constituziun by adding the following text to Article 47:

    The Oath of Office shall be administered with the Prime Minister resting his left hand on a copy of The Loom of Language (unless this is absolutely and utterly impractical) and raising his right hand as if he were getting a passport or testifying in court.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ5The Loom of Language ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ5VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ5
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    Whereas most Talossans have Talossan-language names which are translations into Talossan of what their names mean in the languages they come from; and Whereas Ben Madison is the exception to this rule, the Cosâ hereby changes his Talossan name. His name is currently Rôibeard Desmats, which is derived from "Madison". Since "Madison" comes from "son of Matthew" and "Matthew" means "gift" in Hebrew, the King now gets the new last name Donatüs (from the Latin word for "gift"). This also commemorates Donatus, an African religious leader of the 4th Century--an ancient Berber ancestor. All references to Desmats in the Constituziun are changed to Donatüs. Voting for this legislation does not necessarily commit any Member of the Cosâ to a Berber heritage.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ6The Donatüs ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ6VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ6
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute




    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ7The Cosâ Heraldry ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ7VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ7
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, only one form of legal sanction against lawbreakers makes any sense in Talossa, therefore the Cosâ hereby enacts the following Constitutional Amendment. (Analysis of the Covenants of Rights and Freedoms shows that this Amendment does not violate any of Talossa's civil rights laws.) The Law and Order Minister may officially reinforce this penalty by sneering at convicts.
    Art. 84a. The courts shall have power to enforce penalties against violators by depriving them of their right to vote. This may be construed as prohibition to vote in a single election, or on a single Clark, or may also take the form of suspension of some Cosâ seats so as to weaken (but not entirely remove) his ability to vote on a Clark. The Cort shall under no circumstances impose more than one such penalty for a single crime. A decision of the Uppermost Cort of this nature may only be overturned by law, or by Royal pardon.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ8The GuidoNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ8VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ8
    Published in Clark #0

    Appointement

    WHEREAS, Nick Kovac has voluntarily vanished from the RT scene, thus leaving the Uppermost Cort without an active Leftist member, and WHEREAS, John Carl Eiffler has expressed willingness to serve his country with dignity and pride by taking over the vacancy, THEREFORE, WE, ROBERT I, King of Talossa, etc. etc., do hereby petition the Cosâ to depose Nick Kovac from the Cort and to replace him with John Eiffler, a tried and true Talossan with judicial experience.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ9The Eiffler Nomination ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ9VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ9
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas the Talossan version of the Preamble to the 1988 Constituziun contains a number of grammatical errors, The Comità për l'Útzil del Glhetg under the direction of King Robert I is authorized by the Cosâ to draft a revised translation, correct grammatically and faithful to the English text, which revision shall replace the version in the Constituziun.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ10The Preamble ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ10VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ10
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas the King has already decided that John McGarry should be a Citizen, the Cosâ hereby goes through the motions and consents to the King's wish.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ11Another Citizen So Soon? ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ11VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ11
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Whereas the Royal Beard has recently been inexplicably shorn, revealing a wholly bizarre, disconcerting, almost unrecognizable King; and Whereas the bearded King is far easier to draw in cartoons; Therefore the Cosâ hereby strongly urges our beloved King to bring back the beard in all its regal glory, to be thrust firmly in the blustery breeze of Destiny and to be our Guiding Light and Spirit for ever and ever. Amen.

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ13The Bring Back (For Good) the Royal Beard ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ13VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ13
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, some Talossan citizens have not been seen nor heard from in years, and Whereas their perpetual absence from parties, voting, etc. is considered a national embarrassment and a bookkeeping hassle, and Whereas these people obviously no longer consider their Talossan citizenship to be of importance to the wider community, THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby enacts the following Constitutional Amendment to enable the Talossan people to prune these dead branches from the living tree that is Talossa. The folowing new article is added:

    Art. 97a Because voluntary mass mobilisation is vital to national morale, the Cos&aciric; may revoke the citizenship of persons who are chronically inactive and/or inaccessible. A resolution to that effect may be presented as a bill to the Cosâ and shall take effect if approved by twi-thirds of the seats/ The PM's and Deputy PM's "extra seats" do not count when voting on such a bill. If the bill receives royal assent, the citizenship of the person(s) named in the bill is immediately terminated for all purposes. A person whose citizenship has been terminated may, if he reappears, appeal to the Uppermost Cort for reinstatement. The Cort may reinstate terminated citizenship by a simple majority vote. Failing that, the person must reundergo the standard naturalisation procedure.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ14The Final Solution to the Dead Citizens Problem ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ14VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ14
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas the Constituziun (Art. 94a) mandates that people "complete an objective exam" dealing with Talossa before they can become citizens, and Whereas this has never been enforced in the five years since Art. 94a became law, Therefore the Cosâ hereby deletes the line "He must complete an objective exam dealing with questions of how government works and of history" from Art. 94a of the Consituziun.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ15The AntiNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ15VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ15
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The effect of this Act is to authorise "by-elections" on a national scale to fill vacant Cosâ seats. If enacted, it would work like this: Wes Erni dies in a horrible bridge accident in February. His 35 seats are vacant. Prime Minister Jahn authorises a by-election in March and five people vote in it: 3 vote PC and 2 vote for the Wes Will Return Religious Party (WWRRP). His 35 seats are split up 21 for the PC and 14 for the WWRRP. The new seat assignments take effect in the April Clark.
    1. The words "or in by-elections, which form an exception the normal practice" are added to Article 32.

    2. Article 43 is deleted.

    3. Article 44 is changed to read as follows:
      "Each person thus appointed acts as a correspondent representative, known as a "Member of the Cosâ" (MC). MCs may not be removed from office except by a two-thirds vote by the Cosâ and approval by the Prime Minister. An MC vacates his seat if he fails to vote on two consecutive Clarks, or if he resigns from office or dies. Any seats left unassigned at the end of the first Clark are considered vacant."

    4. The following text is added as a new Article 37a:
      "In the case of vacant seats occurring between elections, the Prime Minister may (by PD) authorize a by-election to fill any and all vacant seats. All vacant seats as of the date of the END of the by-election are filled at once by said by-election. A by-election begins on the 7th of the month and lasts until the 25th of that month. A special ballot is drawn up by the Secretary of State and may be obtained by anyone at cost. Except for the aforementioned time parameters a by-election behaves just like a normal election. The vacant seats are split up among the parties according to the percentage of votes cast in the by-election, and take effect at the beginning of the next Clark."


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ17The ByNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ17VOC
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    Province#NameRZ17
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, there is serious confusion once again as to what province people are in or should be in, Therefore the Cosâ hereby takes drastic action and divides the entire globe up into provincial zones, so we can tell what province you're assigned to by what zone you live in. This does not in any way imply Talossan claims or control over any zones outside the constitutionally recognised borders of the Regipäts Talossán.

    ZONE 1 (Atatürk Province) Suburbs of the North Shore, all parts of Milwaukee north of Capitol Drive, the counties of Ozaukee, Washingon, Dodge, Columbia, Sauk, Richland, Crawford and all counties in Wisconsin north of these; and the states of Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, and Alaska; and all Provinces and Territories of Canada from Manitoba westward. (Amended by 21RC36)

    ZONE 2 (Cézembre Colony) The Eastern Hemisphere, South America and the Caribbean islands.

    ZONE 3 (Mussolini Province) All parts of the city of Milwaukee between Capitol Drive and Wisconsin Avenue, Wauwatosa, and the counties of Waukesha, Dade, Iowa and Grant.

    ZONE 4 (Vuode Province) West Milwaukee, West Allis, Greenfield, Hales Corners, Franklin and Greendale; Upper Michigan, and Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New Yrok and the New England states; All Canadian provinces from Ontario east. (Amended by 21RC36)

    ZONE 5 (Maritiimi-Maxhestic Province) Milwaukee between Wisconsin Avenue and Oklahoma Avenue; St. Francis, S. Milwaukee, Cudahy, Oak Creek, and the counties of Racine, Kenosha,. Walworth, Rock, Green, and Lafayette; and all states east of the Mississippi and south of those listed in Zone 4, including the District of Columbia; also Bermuda and the Bahamas.

    ZONE 6 (South-West Territories) Milwaukee south of Oklahoma Avenue, Jefferson County, the State of Illinois, the States of Missouri, Arkansas and Louisiana, and all states westwards (excepting those under Zone 1, above) including Hawaiia and all U.S Pacific possessions; Mexico and the nations of mainland Central America, including Panama.

    ZONE 7 (Pengopats Territory) All lands in the southern hemisphere, south of the Equator.

    Persons living in the RT are assigned to the Province they live in. Persons may change their zone assignments only by Law of the Cosâ. John Jahn is assigned to Martiimi-Maxhestic Province. For the purposes of this act, Brook Gläfke must declare one official place of residence. Persons for whom no current address is available will be assigned (pending their actual or political death) to the province appropriate to their last kown actual residence.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ18People to Provinces, Again, ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ18VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ18
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas Talossa's South-West Territories have languished long enough under territorial rule, the Cosâ hereby directs Robert Madison to consult with SWT inhabitants John Eiffler, Gary Schwichtenberg and John McGarry (the latter two only if the "People to Provinces" act passes) in order to draft a constitution for the Territories and raise them to full provincial status, under the tentative name of Flúviâ ('River') Province, pending approval by the local Citizen inhabitants. A later bill will formalize the establishment of this Province.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ19The Flúviâ Province ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ19VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ19
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    WHEREAS, the Kingdom of Talossa has just moved its national capital to Vindsvåning, in Ben Madison's upstairs office at Vuode Palace, and WHEREAS, nobody can pronounce it correctly, and WHEREAS the room's paint-job and décor (if one can call it "décor") reflect the King's seventh-grade obsession with the schlocky TV fantasy "Electrawoman and Dynagirl" (see Støtanneu #806), and WHEREAS the headquarters for these fantasy superheoines was called "ELECTRABASE", and WHEREAS the title "Electrabase" is not only fitting to the room for that reason but also conveys a sense of headquarters and of electric dynamism so vital to Talossa, THEREFORE, the Cosâ hereby changes the unpronounceable name of Vindsvåning and declares that ELECTRABASE is the national capital of the Kingdom of Talossa.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ20The Electrabase ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ20VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ20
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    WHEREAS sending ballot to 'dead' citizens is fruitless and expensive, and communication with dead people is abhorrent to atheists and Christians alike, the Cosâ hereby undoes the work of some forgotten Leftist transient and changes Article 34 of the Constituziun to read as follows:

    Art. 34. The Secretary of State shall produce election ballots and send one copy to the leader of each registered political party. He shall also retain copies at his office. Citizens may, by post, phone, or personal visit, obtain a copy (at or below cost) of the ballot for their own use. Citizens may freely photocopy ballots and distribute them to other citizens as Taveliéirs (Couriers), the point being that any party leader or citizen may distribute ballots at their own expense to any likely supporters. Citizens may under no circumstances alter, amend or abridge ballots.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ21The No Ouija Boards ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ21VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ21
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, the King's computer, all RT records and the Mústáir Naziunál (National Archives) have been transferred from Abbavilla (Ben's dad's office) to Ben'sattic room in Vuode Palace, and whereas the government of vuode have set aside said room as a separate Chartered Municipality of Vindsvåning, and Whereas, effective 2 December 1993/XIV all natioanl capital functions were effectively trnasferred from Abbavilla to Vindsvåning, THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby proclaims the municipality of Vindsvåning, Vuode, to be the capital of Talossa beginning on 1 February 1994/XV.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ22The Vindsvåning ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ22VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ22
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    17 RC23 - THE MÁR NOASTRA! ACT

    Whereas "Lake Michigan" is a name imposed on our lake by foreign imperalist powers which has nothing to do with Talossa, or our ancient Berber heritage or anything like that,

    Therefore, the Cosâ hereby officially renames Lake Machigan as the TALOSSAN SEA (Már Talossan), and also authorises the use of the name "Már Noastra" to represent this great body of water.

    Furthermore, to try and get John Jahn to vote for this bill, the Cosâ also lauds him for his years of service to Talossa and for his normally wise conduct as Prime Minister.

    Finally, to try and get Wes Erni to vote for this bill, the Cosâ hereby offers B.A. Beach as a training ground for anti-Castro Cubans (as long as they didn't shoot JFK) to make the 90-mile swim to Chicago in training for their 90-mile swim to Cuba to overthrow Jack Schneider's last bastion of hope and set up Gloria Estefan as dictator (with Emilio as minister of finance).

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ23The Mar Noastra! ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ23VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ23
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas Article 4 of the Constituziun specifies that the nation's capital is "Abbavilla", and Whereas last month we voted to change the capital to Electrabase, we hereby amend Article 4 to read "Electrabase" rather than Abbavilla.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ24The We Still Have to Make it Official, Electrawoman ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ24VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ24
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas one of the King's traditional duties has always been to confer awards and decorations to deserving citizens, but Whereas somehow this duty was left out of the official list of what Ben can do in Art. 13 of the Constituziun, the Cosâ hereby inserts "confer awards and decorations" into said list in said article.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ25The Neat Pins and Ribbons ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ25VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ25
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    For several years if a Cosâ election ends with multiple parties being entitled to a fraction of the same seat, a coin has been flipped to determine which one party gets teh whole seat. This is not specified anywhere in the Constituziun, but we hereby so specify by adding the following to Article 39: "In the event of a single seat being evenly divided among two or more parties mathematically, a coin toss (or series thereof) will be used to determine which party obtains the seat."

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ26The Sophisticated Random Number Generator ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ26VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ26
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas the office of Speaker of the Cosâ is currently filled by the alarmingly active John McGarry, and Whereas it seems right to give the Speaker some token political power to make the Cosâ run more smoothly, the Cosâ hereby deletes the sentence "A tie between për and contrâ is considered a rejection of the bill" from Article 69, and adds the following as Article 70 of the Constituziun:

    "In the unlikely event of a tie between për and contrâ votes, the Speaker of the Cosâ may cast a tie-breaking vote, if he so chooses. If he declines, the vote is deadlocked and the bill is considered defeated."


    Art. 108 (regarding the Speaker and Living Cosâ) is deleted, and this is added as Article 55a:

    "The Prime Minister shall designate, when he designates his Cabinet, an individual to serve as Speaker of the Cosâ (Talossan: el Túischac'h) during the upcoming term. He may be removed and replaced by law. He Speaker shall cast a tie-breaking vote on any bill on any Clark (Art. 70). Moreover. the Speaker shall preside, direct and maintain order at Living Cosâs. He is considered the honourable President of the Cosâ and shall be awarded all due veneration."


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ27The Turn Up the Speaker ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ27VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ27
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas, the Cosâ now has the power to strip physically or politically dead citizens from the citizenship rolls of Talossa, and Whereas Bill Simmons, who became a citizen in 1987, has not been seen in years nor has he voted in a single Talossan elections since January of 1988, Therefore the Cosâ hereby terminates his citizenship, it being understood that if he is in fact still alive he may appeal this decision to the Uppermost Cort.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode) & John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ28The Bill Simmons: Hack His Head Off! ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ28VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ28
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas Vincent Jacob, who became a citizen in 1986, has not been seen in years nor has he voted in a single Talossan election ever, Therefore the Cosâ hereby terminated his citizenship, it being understood that if he is in fact still alive he may appeal this decision to the Uppermost Cort. This termination of citizenship is also to apply to his son Guillaume, hom no living Talossan has ever seen, but who also enjoys the right of appeal to the Uppermost Cort should he in fact be alive.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode) & John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ29The Vincent and Guillaume Jacob: Hack Their Heads Off! ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ29VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ29
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas Patrick Matter, who became a citizen in 1986, has not been seen in years nor has he voted in a single Talossan election ever, Therefore the Cosâ hereby terminates his citizenship, it being understood that if he is infact still alive he may appeal this decision to the Uppermost Cort.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode) & John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ30The Patrick Matter: Hack His Head Off! ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ30VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ30
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas Frédéric Maugey, who became a citizen in January 1983, has not been seen in years nor has he voted in a single Talossan election since August 1987, Therefore the Cosâ hereby terminates his citizenship, it being understood that if he is infact still alive he may appeal this decision to the Uppermost Cort.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode) & John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ31The Frédéric Maugey: Hack His Head Off! ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ31VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ31
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas Talossa has a habit of linguistically-inept people become Prime Minister (witness painful bouts of Jahndeutsch and Wes Erni's inability to follow a simple text about Spanish being "exacerbated by shifts between inflection and parataxis, not all of which has been unidirectional... including periphrastic tenses... but postponing the main discussion of clitics"), and Whereas the next PM most likely will be the thoroughly nonlingual Gary Schwichtenberg, the Cosâ hereby creates a new tradition and amends Art. 47 of the Constituziun to reas as follows:

    "The Prime Minister shall be sworn in by taking the historic Oath of Office in the Talossan language. He signs a written copy of it in the presence of the King of Talossa, or a Justice on the Uppermost Cort, and, if he so chooses, may recite the oath verbally at the same occasion. If he does not recite the Oath verbally, he shall merely swear the word "üc" ('yes') to indicate his intention nonetheless to be a good Prime Minister. Signed Oaths shall be kept in the National Archives, to be used as evidence in future criminal cases. The Historic Oath of Office is as follows: [rest of article unchanged.]"

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ32The Signing of the Oath ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ32VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ32
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealing

    The Cosâ, in its "infinite wisdom," approved a Jack-authored bill (LC27, 10/91) that, in characteristically muddled language (and thinking), denounced "Capitalism's intrinsically resulting social classism and political plutocracy." It called Capitalism "antithetical to the Christian virtues," which inlde "anti-wealth tendencies and non-ecxploitation of the weak." He goes on and on, referring to it as "Law of the Jungle economics"which in the end must be "continually modified or even disbanded" so that we don't fall into "a philosophy of Social Darwinism or natural law." Holy cow!
    O.K., so capitalism isn't perfect, but what this current law does is give sanction to Jack's definition of it, which no one save Satro and Kim Il Sung share. In approving this bill, the Cosâ hereby strikes down LC27 of 10/91, and instead takes no position one way or the other on the issue of "Capitalism."

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ33The Destruction of the Last Vestiges of Schneiderism ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ33VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ33
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS Talossa strives to be as progressive as possible,
    WHEREAS Talossa currently has no substantial policies regarding space exploration,
    WHEREAS The major planetary powers have recently reached a historic cooperation agreement,
    WHEREAS The citizenry of Talossa is overwhelmnigly in favor of space exploration,
    AND WHEREAS The hopes and dreams of Talossan and planet Earth lie in space,
    BE IT RESOLVED that the Cosâ request King Robert I to establish a royal commission to examine issue, establish policy, and offer legislation regarding space exploration, travel, multi-national cooperation and extraterrestrial policies. This royal commission shall be entitled, "The Royal High Commission on Space and Cool Space Stuff."

    Proposed by: John McGarry (PC-South-West Territories)

    Uréu q'estadra så: John F. McGarry - PC-South-West Territories

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ34UntitledNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ34VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ34
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    17RC35 - The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act


    The Cosâ hereby calls upon the Law and Order Ministry to hunt down, arrest, and forever deport from all Talossan territory, all of those obnoxious teenage and twenty-something morons who skateboard;

    and all those similar morons who spend hour upon hour bouncing little bean bags in the air.

    Oh, what fun!

    All confiscated bean bags and skateboards are to be gathered together and burned at a solemn ceremony to be held on Duce Day, 1994/XV (July 29th).

    KEEP THE FIRES BURNING, CHILDREN!

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    *Note: Passage of this bill effectively kills PD34 of PM Buffone, issued on 9/30/92, which allowed the skateboarder menace to flourish in our beloved, tranquil nation in the first place.

    Scribe's Note: This Act was repealed by Act of the 42nd Cosa with passage of 42RZ19.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ35The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ35VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ35
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    The Cosâ hereby wishes to grant Talossan Moral Support to U.S. President Bill Clinton for his excellent recent trip to Europe. During that trip, President Clinton helped to bolster Russian President Boris Yeltsin (who needs all the bolstering he can get!), enacted the "Partnership for Peace" plan to eventually get Eastern European countries into N.A.T.O., got the Russians to stop aiming their ICBMs at us (and we at them), and brilliantly succeeded in getting the Ukraine to dump its 3rd-largest nuclear weapons stockpile. Also, he got the western European nations to support stronger measures against our mortal enemy: Serbia (including greater possibility for air strikes).

    While Talossa is generally pleased with the current state of affairs regarding American-Talossan-European relations, we wish to also state our displeasure for the cowardice and irresolution thus far exhibited by N.A.T.O. countries with regards to the Serbian war against humanity, and we therefore call upon N.A.T.O. to take all necessary measures to defeat Serbian aggression (and come to the aid of General Erni and his hard-fighting Talossan Royal Dragoon Guards).

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ36Foreign Policy Initiative: EuropeNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ36VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ36
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The Cosâ hereby confers upon John Jahn the official title of Talossa's National Musical Historian & Archivist. His extensive collection, which as of last moth comprised some 753 CDs, LPs and pre-recorded cassettes, plus untold hundreds of Jahn-recorded cassettes, is also hereby designated the Kingdom's National Musical Library. Jahn's collection includes some 498 CDs, 236 LPs, and several hundred cassette tapes. The variety included in this collection is also incredibly diverse, including Classical, Opera, Vocalists, Big Band Music of the '20s through '60s, film and musical show soundtracks, military band music, and rock and roll and adult contemporary music of the '50s through early '80s. With scant exceptions (Harry Connick Jr., Gloria Estefan among them), music has declined in quality over the past decade or so, so the Library has little of that noise. Nevertheless, it's by far the most diverse and extensive collection in the Kingdom, and Jahn has offered to record any selectioons desired by any Talossans for free should they ask (the whole collection is organized ruthlessly and easily accessible) Jahn also has several excellent books on instruments, composers, bands, Sinatra and musical history, which are part of the Library.

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ37The Talossan National Musical LibraryNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ37VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ37
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas the Account of Inland Revenue at the UW Credit Union (our national treasury) has been stagnant for years, earning no interest off the $24,80 contained therein; and Whereas no additions or withdrawals from the accounts have been made in years; and Whereas King Robert I has generously copied up two copies of The History of the Kingdom of Talossa and donated them to the UWM Library at a cost to him of approximately $28; THEREFORE We the Cosâ, hereby authorise King Robert I to reimburse himself for $24.80 worth of his generous gift by taking this money out of the Account of Inland Revenue, it being understood that this will cause the Account to cease to exist.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode); John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic); Wes Erni (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ38The Financial Compensation and AIR Abolishment ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ38VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ38
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Whereas in a law of 8/23/86. the RT imposed snactions upon South Africa, demanding the release of ANC leader Nelson Mandela and the creation of a "multi-ethnic, federal democracy" before these sanctions would be lifted; and Whereas PDs 1a and 4 only extended RT "diplomatic relations" and "recognition" to the ANC and the "Botha Government"; Therefore, the Cosâ hereby enacts the following:
    Due to the release of Mandela nd the creation of a democratic system in South Africa, due in no small part to the extraordinary pressure exerted upon the latter by Talossan economic sanctions, the Cosâ hereby congratulates Mandela and DeKlerk for their work in creating a new state, and hereby wishes to endorse the new South Africa by dropping sanctions forthwith.


    Proposed by: John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode); Wes Erni (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ39The Buy Krugerrands ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ39VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ39
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    Whereas in a law designed primarily to trivialise the importance of the Armed Forces of the Kingdom, LC18 (9/92), the Cosâ did thereby subordinate the Talossan Military to the War Games Ministry; and Whereas real war and war games are two very distinctly different enterprises (just try playing "Third Reich" in downtown Sarajevo); the Cosâ hereby declared that the Talossan Military, under the direction of a Defense/War Minister, is a ministry unto itself, not beholden to the War Games Ministry or any other cabinet-level offices.

    Proposed by: John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode); Wes Erni (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ40The Separate but Equal DoctrineNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ40VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ40
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealing

    In a law written by Dan Lorentz (LC4, 3/90), entitled Another Foreign Policy Statement, the Cosâ approved a bill which states, in part, that "devotion to one's nation should not be one's most important political obligation;" that such nationalism is "dangerous," "impedes human solidarity," and Talossa hereby "shits upon it." These idiotic and insolent remarks fly in the face of our Talossan nationalistic pride, especially the line that says "our (Talossan) 'nationality' is disposable," and it doesn't claim any "unconditional loyalty from us." Whereas the above statements conflict with out Constituziun's Vague Principle which speaks of "nationbuilding," and i's Preamble, which says "our responsibilities to our country are no less sacred a trust than those of other people to theirs," and "Talossa is a nation. This we swear!" Therefore the Cosâ hereby oveturns LC4 (3/90) lock, stock, and barrel.

    Proposed by: John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode); Wes Erni (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ41The AntiNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ41VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ41
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    INTRODUCTION: In March of 1990 the Cosâ, then under Leftist control, passed a so-called "Foreign Policy Statement" denouncing patriotism of any kind and declaring Talossa "disposable". DESTRUCTION: Therefore, the Cosâ, now under Centrist control, hereby repeals that offensive "Statement" (LC4.3.90) and enacts the following as the official statement of Talossa's government on such matters:

    The Kingdom of Talossa is a community of persons whose lives would be less bright and whose political, spiritual, ethnic or national ambitions would be less fulfilled were it not for its existence. We can say the same for all other legitimate countries. The Kingdom celebrates the natural diversity of human languages and cultures, except when the latter become diseased and work to the moral, social, or spiritual detriment of their members or oppressive to minorities in their midst. We reaffirm our moral support (RC8.7.91) for secessionist movements in general, barring of course ones which seek terrorism or unreasonable territorial demands. We accept that one’s ultimate political obligation is to the nation to which one belongs, to the extent to which that nation enshrines social and economic liberty and tolerates the transition to sovereignty or others in its border. We broadly endorse the concept of "one people, one state", but also rejoice when peoples forge multiethnic states founded upon the consent of every constituent group

    The Kingdom of Talossa regards as natural the lamentable condition of ethnic dominance and repression exercised by powerful nations against weaker ones, but preaches liberation based upon merit and not upon any flaky Jeffersonian abstractions of equality. Nations who are objectively "better" based on such factors as a literacy culture, family cohesion, and absence of social pathologies, will inevitably rise to greater heights of self-rule, regardless of political platitudes, so Talossa proclaims the objective social self-betterment of each national community as its clearest, brightest path to liberation and peace. Multiethnic states should leave their minorities alone to develop for themselves their own methods at social improvement, funded by their own resources. And ethnic minorities should stop whining about mistreatment until their own house is in order. Culturally-separatist ethnic groups who complain about the majority without clearly proving in their own communities that they could govern themselves any better than they are currently being governed, should be expelled politically (not physically) from the country--and given a proportional territorial base so they might become self-governing, sovereign states.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ42Foreign Policy Statement Revision ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ42VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ42
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The Cosâ confers upon John Eiffler the title of Associate Musical Archivist and designates his extenseive musical library of some 800+ CDs, LPs, cassettes, and reel-to-reel recordings of music released predominantly after 1950 as The Talossan National Musical Library: Progressive Wing, and distinguishes the current T.M.M.L. as the Conservative Wing. After lengthy conversations with current Archivist J. Jahn it is agreed that regardless of taste, music is an important part of any culture and while the progress of current musical trends is important in any culture, so is an appreciation of the past influences that bring the music into being.

    Uréu q'estadra så: John Eiffler (PC-Southwest Territories)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ian Valadeir - PC-Southwest Territories

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ43The Progressive Musical Archive Wing ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ43VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ43
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    Whereas at least three citizens--Eiffler, Madison, McGarry--are heavily involved in the global phenomenon of "Mystery Science Theater 3000", the Cosâ establishes those three citizens (plus any other Talossan MSTies who wish to join) as a Committee, to draft a letter to Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Cambot at the MST 3k fan club in Minnesota. The letter is authorised to announce the conferring of honourary RT citizenship upon said beings and to announce to them that Mystery Science Theater 3000 is henceforth the official programme of the Kingdom of Talossa. All citizens are urged to watch. Note: Talossa may get actual air time on USA-wide television if this act passes. Vote carefully.

    Uréu q'estadra så: John Eiffler (PC-Southwest Territories); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ44The Mystery Science ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ44VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ44
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas a literal reading of the first line in Art. 107 of the Constituziun makes it sound like no bills can be presented at a Living Cosâ we hereby add the word "New" to said Article, causing it to read: "New bills may not be presented at the Living Cosâ."

    Uréu q'estadra så: John Eiffler (PC-Southwest Territories)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ian Valadeir - PC-Southwest Territories

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ47The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ47VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ47
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas Frédéric Maugey, Patrick Matter, and Vincent and Guillaume Jacob--the entire RT citizen population of the Island of Cézembre--have recently been (ex)terminated by the Cosâ as RT citizens, if in fact they are still alive at all, the island of Cézembre has been left without native inhabitants. Therefore the Cosâ hereby abolishes the long-inactive and now completely pointless representative government of the island and places in under the supreme directional control of its current Governor, Robert Madison, who is empowered to draft a new constitution and/or rules for the island, under law.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ49The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ49VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ49
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS since 1985 the official spelling of English in Talossa has been 'British' and Whereas not everyone in Talossa knows all the differences between British and American English, Therefore the Cosâ hereby establishes a Committee on Spelling to consist of Robert Madison and John Jahn (Talossa's to mosst active writers, in any language), plus anyone else who wants to join the committee, to develop rules for the official spelling of Talossan English, it being understood that the final resuklt will be neither pure-Britisih nor pure-American, but a substantially American spelling with local quirks.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ50The Official Spelling ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ50VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ50
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    WHEREAS it is hard to get all three Cort justices together in one place at one time, and Whereas each Ustice has the requisite judicial experience to render an authoritative legal judgement unimpeded by static from his colleagues, Therefore the Cosâ hereby adds the following to Art. 81 of the Constituziun:

    However, a single Justice of the Uppermost Cort may hear a case n his own if this is acceptable to the other two members of the Cort. He shall be appointed to do so by unanimous vote of the entire three-person Cort, and shall render a decision on the case as if he were a majority of the whole Cort. His decison becomes that of the Cort itself and may not be appealed.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ51The Judicial Jumpstart ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ51VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS American juvenile delinquent Michael Fay, 18, has been properly and duly convicted of relentlessly and willfully committing acts of vandalism--for which there is NO excuse--over a period of 10 days (17 Sep-26 Sep 93); and WHEREAS his stupid , senseless acts amounted to a calculated course of criminal conduct; and WHEREAS he's been properly sentenced to 4 months in jail, a $2,215 fine, and best of all, SIX STROKES WITH A SPLIT BAMBOO CANE; THEREFORE the Cosâ hreby sends its Moral Support to Singapore for its proper and message-sending sentence, and wishes to express its support for similar measures to be taken against similar idiot delinquents in all other countires--yes , including the US and the RT! Most definitely!

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    17th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ52The Whip His Ass ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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