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RZ23 - An Act to Delete a Defective Member of The Royal Family

Published in Clark #5

WHEREAS, the Ziu in March, 1995 (RZ1.3.95, the Royal Wedding Enabling Act) authorized the marriage of HRM King Robert I of Talossa and Min Jenny Pan of Shanghai, China; and

WHEREAS, Queen Jenny has proven over time to be unstable, unfaithful, unhygenic, fiscally irresponsible, dishonest, deceptive, neurotic, phobic, greedy, frigid, and paranoid; and

WHEREAS, most of these qualities are unbecoming a member of the Talossan Ruling Dynasty;

THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby: REPEALS RZ1.3.95;
GRANTS under Talossan law a full and complete divorce to King Robert I and Queen Jenny, pending confirmation by the American justice system (since the wedding was performed in the USA, which was a bad sign to begin with! ;-)
ENCOURAGES the appropriate Talossan criminal justice authorities and the Uppermost Cort of Talossa to investigate Queen Jenny's misconduct; and
RECOMMENDS that Queen Jenny be expunged as a citizen and removed from Talossa; and
ORDERS that her name be stricken from all obelisks.
So let it be written--So let it be done

27th Cosâ, Clark #5 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ23	An Act to Delete a Defective Member of The Royal Family	No (double majority needed)	Pass	10	6	3	Pass	4	2	0	Pass