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RZ9 - The This Is Not Happy Days And We Are Not The Fonz Bill

WHEREAS while the hit television situation comedy Happy Days was in fact set in the immediate vicinity of the Greater Talossan Area, it depicts Cestoûr culture of the 1950s rather than Talossan or proto-Talossan culture; and
WHEREAS we are not Arthur Fonzarelli and "cool" is nowhere defined as a Talossan virtue, and
WHEREAS if it were, I would be wearing a bitchin' leather jacket; and
WHEREAS in the same sense as the previous Cosâ decided that encouragements and suggestions were not appropriate for law, the same should be said for "cool";

BE IT ENACTED by the King, Cosâ and Senäts of Talossa in Ziu assembled that the word "cool" should be deleted from el Lexhátx, as specified below:

1. Title D, Section 2.7 to be amended thus:
 

2. Title D, Section 3 to be amended thus:
 

3. Title F, Section 6 to be amended thus:
 

4. Title I, Section 1.1.16.4 to be amended thus:
 

5. Title I, Section 1.2.5 to be deleted in its entirety: