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RZ43 - An Act to Determine the Truth of Certain Rumours Floating Around Among the Cestoûr Population

Published in Clark #3

WHEREAS the Cestoûrs having gotten through a failed impreachment, have turned their minds to other things; and
WHEREAS the youngest Cestoûrs watch a certain television programme, known as the Teletubbies; and
WHEREAS the Reverend Jerry Falwell has thundered from his pulpit the divine revelation that Teletubby Tinky-Winky is homosexual; and
WHEREAS this pronouncement is bothering Cestoûr parents, who are concerned; and
WHEREAS they are showing their concern in bothersome and noisy ways; and
WHEREAS we need to show our Cestoûr subjects we have their general welfare in mind; and
WHEREAS no one knows which divinity has vouchsafed the Reverend Falwell this revelation;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby asks His Majesty the King to appoint a Royal Teletubby Sexual Orientation Determination Commission, also to be familiarly known as the Noo-Noo Commission, to consist of four commissioners, Domnul Tað, Domnul

25th Cosâ, Clark #3 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ43	An Act to Determine the Truth of Certain Rumours Floating Around Among the Cestoûr Population	No (double majority needed)	Fail	4	7	4	Fail	2	1	2	Pass