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RZ35 - The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act

Published in Clark #0

17RC35 - The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act

The Cosâ hereby calls upon the Law and Order Ministry to hunt down, arrest, and forever deport from all Talossan territory, all of those obnoxious teenage and twenty-something morons who skateboard;

and all those similar morons who spend hour upon hour bouncing little bean bags in the air.

Oh, what fun!

All confiscated bean bags and skateboards are to be gathered together and burned at a solemn ceremony to be held on Duce Day, 1994/XV (July 29th).

KEEP THE FIRES BURNING, CHILDREN!

Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

*Note: Passage of this bill effectively kills PD34 of PM Buffone, issued on 9/30/92, which allowed the skateboarder menace to flourish in our beloved, tranquil nation in the first place.

Scribe's Note: This Act was repealed by Act of the 42nd Cosa with passage of 42RZ19.

Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

17th Cosâ, Clark #0 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ35	The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act	No (double majority needed)	Fail	0	0	0	Fail	0	0	0	Fail

Vote Details for RZ35

Cosâ vote result

#	Name	Province	Party	Seats	RZ35	VOC

Number of Cosâ Members : 0

Senäts vote result

Province	#	Name	RZ35