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RZ25 - The air conditioning is evil act

Published in Clark #5

WHEREAS, man has always used his large brain and opposable thumbs to invent and create solutions in his quest for survival; and

WHEREAS, man has invented clothing, fire, and housing to keep himself warm during cold nights and harsh winters; and

WHEREAS, we have now reached a point where man is trying to find ways to keep himself cool once again, which is quite ironic; and

WHEREAS, man has thus invented the vile Air Conditioner, which has plagued countless innocent victims with the frigid and dry air it constantly spits out; and

WHEREAS, the thermal shock of going in and out of a building with AC during the hot summer months is quite hazardous to one's health;

THEREFORE, the Ziu officially condemns air conditioning throughout the RT, except in situations where low temperatures are necessary (operating rooms, food processing plants, laboratories, etc); furthermore, the Ziu officially encourages the use of other ways to cool off, such as wearing light clothing and drinking plenty of fluids.

28th Cosâ, Clark #5 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ25	The air conditioning is evil act	No (double majority needed)	Fail	3	9	2	Fail	0	5	1	Fail