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RZ23 - The Murmurings of Sympathy for Niue Act

Published in Clark #4

Whereas, the South Pacific Island of Niue is Talossanistic in its approach to reality, having bravely declared its tiny independence in 1974, and,

Whereas, Niue is the world's only entirely Wi-Fi Nation, which is obviously extremely cool, and,

Whereas, Niue, being a Sovereign Nation, has its own internet domain suffix (.nu), and,

Whereas a recent cyclone has devastated the tiny nation to the extent that much of its small population has run for the safety of New Zealand, and,

Whereas the government of Niue is considering abdicating its very nationhood to join with the nation of New Zealand,

Therefore, the Ziu hereby resolves to encourage the people of Niue to stick to their guns, remain independent, sell more domain names, and not abandon their sovereignty, and

Further, the Ziu resolves to think nice thoughts about the people of Niue in their time of trouble, especially on the Niue Day of Waitangi, which is February Sixth.

32th Cosâ, Clark #4 results		Amendment?	Ziu	Cosâ				Senäts
Bill	Title		Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result	Për	Contrâ	Abstain	Result
RZ23	The Murmurings of Sympathy for Niue Act	No (double majority needed)	Pass	164	6	18	Pass	5	0	2	Pass