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RZ1 - The Ham Sandwich Amendment

Published in Clark #1

Rejected by the ZIU

WHEREAS, fairly recently, I expressed my opinion to some people that Talossan voters would always vote to approve whatever referendum is sent their way by the Ziu, and

WHEREAS, in my opinion, this seemingly automatic approval doesn’t necessarily reflect the actual beliefs of citizens regarding a referendum, and

WHEREAS, I boldly claimed that, if sent to the people in a referendum, they would vote in favor of a ham sandwich, and

WHEREAS, the ham sandwich idea is coined from the commonly held belief that a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, in case one was unaware, and

WHEREAS, I said that I’d offer such an amendment to prove my point, and

WHEREAS, here it is, NOW

THEREFORE, Should it be proposed by a two-thirds majority of the Cosa, a majority of the Senats, and thereafter approved by a majority of voters participating in a referendum on the question of the amendment, 

OrgLaw Article II shall be amended to create a new Section 11, which shall read as follows:
 

The National Sandwich of Talossa shall forever be 'n sä́ndwitsch da stinc, or a ham sandwich.

Uréu q'estadra så:

50th Cosâ, Clark #1 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
RZ1The Ham Sandwich AmendmentYes (2/3 Cosa needed, Majority Senäts)Fail717431Fail223Fail


Cosâ vote result

#NameProvincePartySeatsRZ1VOC
258Alexandreu SoleiglhfredCézembreMRPT13PërYes
176Brad HolmesAtatûrkRUMP11PërNo
449Chirbi Scherpa-CarriedoVuodeFreeDem8--
140Cresti Matáiwos SiervicülMaricopaRUMP18AbstainYes
292Danihel TxechescuMaricopaRUMP11ContrâYes
214Éovart CaçeirBenitoIEVAAP1--
282Eovart XhorxhMaricopaRUMP11ContrâNo
412Erschéveþ (Ely) da SchirBenitoMRPT13ContrâYes
458Françal Ian LuxMaricopaFreeDem8--
260Glüc da DhiCézembreMRPT13AbstainYes
174Ián da BitoûrCézembreRUMP11PërNo
466Ian PlätschischMaritiimi-MaxhesticMRPT14ContrâYes
298Iason TaiwosBenitoFreeDem7--
474Inxheneu CrovaCézembreFreeDem8ContrâYes
391Martì VataldestreçaCézembreMRPT13PërYes
114Miestrâ SchivâFiovaFreeDem9PërYes
61Mximo CarbonelFlorenciàREP10ContrâYes
218Owen Christopher EdwardsCézembreIEVAAP1PërYes
187Viteu MarcianüsVuodeFreeDem7ContrâYes
494Þon Txoteu É. DavinescuMaricopaMRPT13PërYes
Number of Cosâ Members : 20

Senäts vote result

Province#NameRZ1
Atatûrk432Sevastáin PinátschAbstain
Cézembre74Ián AnglatzarâAbstain
Florencià135Ma Conta la Mha-
Maricopa315Munditenens (Dien) TrespletPër
Maritiimi-Maxhestic422Magniloqueu Épiqeu Ac’hlerglünä da LhiunContrâ
Benito328Lüc da SchirAbstain
Vuode254Éovart GrischunContrâ
Fiova96Gödafrïeu Válcadác'hPër