Bills

WHEREAS the Organic Law confers full autonomy upon provinces which have been certified by the Ziu; and
WHEREAS the Province of Cézembre has had a fully democratic form of government for almost a year; and
WHEREAS Cézembre has a number of provincially active citizens and grows and grows and grows like no other Talossan overseas province;
THEREFORE the Ziu votes herewith to Certify Cézembre Province as a democratic, loyal portion of the Talossan nation.

WHEREAS the Clark has been the source of most civil law in Talossa's history; and
WHEREAS the Clarks seem to have gotten a little "out of control" over the years; and
WHEREAS this causes at least some minor confusion as to what The Law actually is around here;
THEREFORE the Ziu votes herewith to compile and codify every effective Law from all Clarks, for reference and convenience.

WHEREAS the Milwaukee Brewers have been suggested as a possible "Adopted Talossan Baseball Team"; and
WHEREAS they have committed a most terrible violation of Nature by moving from the American League to the National League; and
WHEREAS Talossa can only be associated with unequivocal success (sorry, the 1982 season ain't enough);
THEREFORE Talossa hereby refuses to adopt the Brewers as our Official Baseball Team until such time as they have righted the above-mentioned wrongs.

WHEREAS the debate over who really is the National Entertainer has taken on Titanic proportions in months past; and
WHEREAS we should come to some sort of agreement before TalossaFest '98 (so we can dig the music/work of whomever); and
WHEREAS yelling at each other about whether one certain Miami resident is better than one certain Las Vegas mainstay, or vice versa, is counterproductive;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby endorse the following plan for Talossan National Entertainer:
1. There will be 3 (three) entertainers, each one of a different kind.
2. One would be female, one would be male, and the third is a group.
3. So there.

WHEREAS Certain Talossans have attained a recognized level of proficiency in one or more Talossan Studies (including the ghletg, history, politics, etc.); and
WHEREAS the Rest Of The World uses the title of "Doctor" for those who attain similar levels in Other Studies; and
WHEREAS Talossa does not but should;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby resolve to assign the noble but pompous title of "Doctor" to any Talossan who has proven his/her proficiency in any area of Talossan Studies, the criteria of such proficiency to be determined by the Ministry of Culture.

Whereas Tom Buffone, justice of the Uppermost Cort, has not participated in 3 of my cases; and
Whereas he delegates his power to the two other judges in every lawsuit; and
Whereas the Cort needs 3 active judges; and
Whereas I have nothing against Tom; and
Whereas what I want is an active judge;
Therefore the Ziu hereby votes to remove Tom Buffone from office and asks the King to name a new justice.

WHEREAS the Ziu can demand a PD to be voted on in the Ziu; and
WHEREAS this is for the good of all Talossans;
THEREFORE the Ziu votes "për" to pass or "contrâ" to repeal the PD regarding the Treaty with Penguinea.

WHEREAS Talossa needs more debate;
THEREFORE all Members of the Cosâ shall be able to put questions for the Cabinet members in the Clark. The Minister who is questioned shall submit his answer to the Secretary of State in time for it to be published in the next Clark, together with the Clark results. Each answer shall be between 15 and 150 words. Should the Prime Minister reshuffle his Cabinet, it is incumbent upon the new Minister to answer the question.

WHEREAS The Uppermost Cort of Talossa has overwhelmingly approved Michael Pope to become the 78th Citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby overwhelmingly defers to the wisdom of the Men in Black and, in a prompt and lively fashion, votes a big warm "üc" to his citizenship.

WHEREAS The Uppermost Cort of Talossa has overwhelmingly approved Devin Burr to become the 79th Citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby overwhelmingly defers to the wisdom of the Men in Black and, in a prompt and lively fashion, votes a big warm "üc" to his citizenship.

The Ziu hereby resolves: Any contract of "dual citizenship" or any other type of formal, legal participation equivalent to citizenship, in any micronation (other than Talossa), by a citizen of Talossa, shall constitute the renunciation of Talossan citizenship by said person. The Uppermost Cort shall enforce this Act through appropriate means.

WHEREAS referenda are for the good of all Talossans;
THEREFORE the Ziu asks the PM to submit the PD regarding the Treaty with Penguinea to a national referendum if the PD was not repealed by the Ziu in this Clark.