Proposed Bills
I joined the Kingdom of Talossa on a lark, while websurfing, the same day I opted for a Universal Life Church ordination. Since then I have been mostly interested in the Talossan language and reconstructed history, including the abortive stories of the Brothers Asbad. Somewhere among my papers is an unfinished translation of /The Gospel of Thomas/ into Talossan. My online activity on Wittenberg has been sporadic. In recent years I have voted, but have otherwise been preoccupied by mundane, fannish, and heathen/pagan activities.
I was born on the flanks of Aetna where the sullen smokepuffs float, and promptly stolen from vacationing space gypsies by a tribe of wandering Anglos. After several unhappy decades conflicting with the social norms I couldn't perceive, and getting mocked for it, I finally worked out that my life's mission was to spell out what "common sense" meant to Anglos - and show it up for the dysfunctional delusional nonsense that it is. Secretly I am a Mad Scientist working on a social calculus that will permit me to manipulate you all.
I won the first Fan Activity Aurora Award for my contributions to Canadian science fiction and fandom (editing an SF fan newszine for a few years in the 1980s). While editing /BCSFAzine/ in the late 1980s I awarded myself the nonexistent Sockeye Newshawk Award. I may have won an Elron Award one year for disservice to SF and fandom, but I'm not sure. I retired the yard glass at the Merchants of Deva convention parties, having succeeded in downing the whole yard of vile alcoholic green stuff ... temporarily. And I was the Canadian Unity Fan Fund delegate in 1999, travelling from Vancouver, BC to attend inCONsequential II in Fredericton, NB.
