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Bills for the 18th Cosa (35 in total)

    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    In the last 20 yrs, the rhino count in Asia and Africa has declined from @100,000 to less than 10,000. Asia's tigers have been even more decimated: from @100,000 to @5,000 today. It's almost a foregone conclusion that both species will disappear from the wild this decade. This massacre is due almost exclusively to illegal poaching, in which various parts of these animals are used for "traditional" medicines, sex enhancers, jewelry, etc. Despite years of prodding my other nations, China and Taiwan ignore the warnings and continue to consume animal parts for those grisly purposes, and answer critics with indifference, hollow promises and subterfuge. Talossa says ENOUGH!

    Talossa hereby roundly and firmly condemns these hideous practices perpetrated by poachers and their protectors, and hereby calls upon the world's nations to take whatever measures necssary to save these disappearing animals. Ful trad sanctions are hereby imposed upon China and Taiwan.

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ1The Be Kind to Animals and Other Living Things ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ1VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ1
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas the Constituziun contains weird language regarding the obtaining of a copy of The History by incoming citizens which almost implies that one could steal a copy rather than buying one, the Cosâ hereby changes "otherwise acquires" to "otherwise lawfully acquires" in Art. 94c of the Constituziun.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ3The Lawfully Obtain AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ3VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ3
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    All campaign literature issued by any individual or party must henceforth contain on said literature the name(s) of the writer(s) of said literature, in such form as to be legible and comprehensible to the average reader of said literature. This does not apply to the 10x7cm advert or 50-word statement given to the Secretary of State.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ6The Propaganda Honesty ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ6VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ6
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Talossa is sickened to the point of intolerance over the actions of the illegal military junta that currently enslaves Haiti, and hereby calls upon the U.S. to immediately use military force to return rule of law to that deeply-troubled nation, and return democracy to its long-suffering people.

    Proposed by: Foreign Minister John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ8The "Send in the Jarheads!" ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ8VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ8
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The Cosâ hereby confers the titles of "Senior" and "Associate" Justice upon members of the Uppermost Cort by amending the Constituziun (Art. 77) as follows:
    "The three members of the Uppermost Cort are co-equal for all purposes. However, the Justice which has served on the Cort for the longest overall period of time is designated as 'Senior Justice.' The remaining two Justice are designated as 'Justices.' These titles are purely ceremonial in nature."

    (This text is added at the end of Art. 77)

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ9The Senior Justice ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ9VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ9
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The following text is hereby added to the end of Article 41 of the Constituziun: "Though members of the Cosâ may occupy several seats, they may never split the Vote of Confidence. In other words, all of an MC's seats must always vote en bloc."

    Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ10The AntiNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ10VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ10
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas Articles 34 and 35 of the Constituziun instruct the Secretary of State to make ballots available to party leaders (and all citizens) on the first day of the election (the Balloting Day) or as soon as possible thereafter, Therefore the Cosâ hereby instructs the office of the Secretary of State to set up a public occasion, called the "First Balloting", on the day ballots become available, to allow anyone who shows up to obtain his ballot then abd there. The First Balloting should take place at a definite time and place (example: "7:30 p.m. on January 15th at Wendy's on Capitol Drive near Pick 'n Save"). with plenty of advance notice in the press and personal advance notification of all party leaders. Any party leader who fails to attend the First Balloting may make alternate arrangements or have his ballot mailed to him.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ12The "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ12VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ12
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Whereas Talossa first entered the modern age (actually, even just the pre-modern age) when "Vote by Post" was established years ago, enabling Talossa's far-flung citizenry to participate in democratic government; whereas many people now communicate through computer networks; and whereas our Kingdom faces stagnation without new blood; the Prime Minister is therefore instructed to appoint a "Talossa-On-Line Study Committee" charged with reporting to the Cosâ on the desirability and feasibility of offering participation in Talossa through computer networks.

    MC Dan Lorentz (PW-Mussolini)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Danihel (Dan) Laurieir - PW-Mussolini

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ15The TalossaNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ15VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ15
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Wherea the Uppermost Cort now can refuse to hear any case it chooses not to without explanation; and whereas that is outrageously unfair to plaintiffs, the Cosâ hereby resolves to add to the Constituziun the following requirement for the Uppermost Cort:

    "The Uppermost Cort must supply any plaintiff whose case it refuses to hear a written justification of such refusal."


    MC Dan Lorentz (PW-Mussolini)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Danihel (Dan) Laurieir - PW-Mussolini

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ16The Judicial Fairness AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ16VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ16
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Resolved, that the Green Bay Packers are by far the most illustrious and successful team in all of recorded time, and Resolved, that their present situation only promises to get better with division titles, playoff victories, and a Super Bowl not far away, and Resolved, that the Packers newfound success after years of frustration is similar to the renewed interest we see today in Talossa, then be it Resolved that each Talossan must make every effort to watch and support the Packers, and be required by law to watch the game on Oct. 31 against the despicable and often quite smelly Chicago Bears, and root loudly for "our team" as they run rufshod (sic) over the entire NFC.

    Proposed by: Andrew Wozniak (PL-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Andrew Wozniak - PL-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ19Proposal (Untitled)No (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ19VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ19
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the members of a well-regulated militia to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. All gun owners living in Talossa shall henceforth compose a military police force or National Guard of Talossa, to be known as the Talossan Well-Regulated Militia (La Militziâ Ben-Reguladâ Talossán--MBRT). They will receive military training and be obligated to serve for a certain period of time each year. Those gun owners who refuse to comply will be considered deserters, and shall be dealt with in whatever manner the Militia chooses to deal with deserters (blindfold optional). Anyone convicted of a crime involving firearms must be sentenced to life without parole, or worse. Ownership of guns is banned for minors and for anyone convicted of a felony. Enforcement of this law is deferred until such time as Talossa achieves more effective sovereignty.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ21The Right to Bear Arms ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ21VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ21
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Whereas the 4th Covenant mandates that "No discrimination or preferential treatment shall exist within the Kingdom Of Talossa on the grounds of race" (etc.), the Cosâ hereby urges the State of Wisconsin and the Federal Government of the United States to immediately ban and prohibit any and all "Affirmative Action" programmes currently in force on Talossan soil. Anti-White racism is still racism. Play fair.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ22The Negative Action ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ22VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ22
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    WHEREAS the Cort is the final arbiter and protector of civil and human rights in the Kingdom of Talossa, and WHEREAS the RT Constituziun does not clearly empower Cort Justices to intervene in the political process as soon as they perceive violations of law to occur; THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby adds the following language as Article 84b:

    Art. 84b: Any judge or justice may issue court orders or injunctions according to the generally accepted principles of Anglo-American law. These injunctions may order a party to perform his/her legal duty, or may prevent the enforcement of a law which may be Inorganic (unconstitutional). Violation of an injuction is treated as contempt of court. The final arbiter of the organicity of injunctions is the Uppermost Cort of Talossa.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ23The Court Order and Injunctions AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ23VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ23
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    The Cosâ hereby appeals to the State of Wisconsin via our man in Madison, Dan Lorentz, to build a comprehensive Ligh Rail network in the Kingdom of Talossa (preferably a subway) at the expense of huge amounts of someone else's money.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ24The Light Rail ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ24VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ24
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved by a referendum

    WHEREAS in January the Cosâ directed the inhabitants of Southwest Territory/Flúviâ Province (John Eiffler, John McGarry, Gary Schwichtenberg) to adopt a constitution for the self-government of that Province and to cease Territorial status; and WHEREAS King Robert I graciously drafted such a constitution for them but it has never been approved or disapproved by the inhabitants, THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby orders King Robert I to conduct a referendum among the inhabitants of Flúviâ Province for the approval/disapproval of said Constitution, and to direct the installation of a legitimate constitutional government there if the referendum passes. If the referendum fails, Flúviâ Province will revert to its previous Territorial status.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ25The Flúviâ Province "Restore Order" ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ25VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ25
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    The Cosâ hereby provides for the public's right to know in the field of election campaigns by enacting the following into law:

    Because it is unethical and unTalossan to conduct "secret" election campaigns hidden from voters, historians, and journalists, the Cosâ hereby stands RESOLVED: The dissemination of "Political Adverts" (written political advertisements, mailings, formal appeals for votes, and all similar documents which the Cort considers to be variations thereof) is regulated according to the following law. 1) Political Adverts may be distributed as part of a package along with national ballots, in such a manner that every citizen receiving a ballot receives the same Political Adverts; 2) Political Adverts may also (or instead) be disseminated by publishing them in reputable Talossan newspapers. (For the purpose of this Act, a "reputable" newspaper is defined as one that has published continuously for at least one year, with a minimum of ten issues per year and a minimum of seven subscribers. This provision is included to prevent people from slapping a masthead onto an Advert and calling it a "newspaper.") 3) The use of mail, hand-delivery, fax, or any other means to evade rules 1 and/or 2, as given above, is a criminal offence which shall be punished by deprivation of Cosâ seats or other appropriate measures as the Cort shall inflict.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    [Editor's note: The wording of this act seems to allow for posting campaign literature on Witt, but not e-mail.]

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ26The Draconian Campaign Publicity ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ26VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ26
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    WHEREAS John Jahn, Robert Madison, and Wes Erni (and possibly countless other Talossans) have in the last few years bought copies of the CD "Fleetwood Mac's Greatest Hits," and WHEREAS said CD contains the infamous TUSK, Talossa's very first National Anthem;; THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby grunts and dubs that the Official Compact Disc of the Kingdom of Talossa.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ28The Fleetwood Mac ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ28VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ28
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS Talossa has a history of recognizing ethnic self-determination efforts world-wide, and WHEREAS the Republic of Chechnya (in the Caucasus Mountains, inhabited by the Chechen ethnic group) has maintained a de facto independences from Russia for several years now since the collapse of the USSR, THEREFORE the Kingdom of Talossa hereby Chechya full diplomatic recognition as an independent, sovereign state.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ29The Chechnya Independence ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ29VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ29
    Published in Clark #0

    Statute

    Whereas Talossan voters are tired of cheap and dishonest campaigns; and Whereas they value free, robust and public debates among parties contesting elections; Therefore the Cosâ resolves:
    That copies of any and all campaign literature (as the Cort may define this) distributed by a party (either registered or otherwise) must at the same time be delivered to all other registered parties and all parties currently represented in the Cosâ.
    Reputable newspapers (having a minimum of seven citizen readers and which appear a minimum of six issues per year) are not considered "campaign literature" for the pupose of this act.

    Noi urent q'estadra så: Daniel Lorentz (PW-Mussolini); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ30The Freedom of Information ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ30VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ30
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    Whereas Dan is particularly uncomfortable living in a province named for one of humanity's most ridiculous foes, he hereby requests that the Cosâ make his official residence Vuode Province.

    Proposed by: Daniel Lorentz (PW-Mussolini)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Danihel (Dan) Laurieir - PW-Mussolini

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ31The Get Dan Out of Mussolini Province ASAP ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ31VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ31
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    In order to assist the Cort in rendering its wise decisions in a more uniform and systematic fahsion and in order to provide the Cort with a written body of Talossan legal precedents, the Cosâ hereby establishes an official "Uppermost Cort Verdict Form." (On display elsewhere in this Clark.)
    All future Cort verdicts shall be rendered using this handy tool in conformity with the categories it provides, when apporpriate.

    Noi urent q'esatdra så: Daniel Lorentz (PW-Mussolini); Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ32The Uppermost Cort Verdict Form ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ32VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ32
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    WHEREAS Citizen Jack Schneider has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January 1993, and WHEREAS he has been quite adamant about this refusal, to the extent of ripping up all Talossa-related materials mailed to him; THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby grants Jack's evident demand and relieves him of the embarrassment of Talossan Citizenship by depriving him thereof.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ33The Rabbits' Revenge ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ33VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

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    Province#NameRZ33
    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    WHEREAS allowing the Prime Minister to decide when By-Elections are held allows an unpopular, craven PM to cling to power despite a disappearing political base in the Cosâ, and WHEREAS the problems resulting from this fact can be easily overcome, THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby amends the sentence "the Prime Minister may, by PD, authorise a by-election to fill any and all vacant seats" to read as follows: "the King shall issue a Writ of Election to authorise a by-election to fill any and all vacant seats." (Note that this make by-elections automaic if an MC refuses to vote on two consecutive Clarks, and takes this function out of the hands of people. The King must conform to this law.

    Noi urent q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode) & Dan Lorentz (PW-Mussolini)

    Uréu q'estadra så:

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ34The Mandatory ByNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ34VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ34
    Published in Clark #0

    Citizenship

    WHEREAS Citizen Bob Murphy has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January of 1993 and will lose his citizenship in January if he continues to do so, THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby saves him the bother and legislatively decapitates him, officially declaring him a non-Talossam.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ35The Hack Off Bob's Balding Head ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ35VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ35
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS ever since the collapse of civil order in Somalia sometime during the British administration, the northern, ex-British provinces of Somalia have constituted themselves as a separate "Republic of Somaliland" with its capital at Hargeisa, and WHEREAS this Republic has shown itself to possess a fair degree of internal coherence, and WHEREAS Somaliland cotnains within it a city with the name of Berbera, of obvious interest to Talossans; THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby adds Somaliland to the growing list of ethnic secessionist splitters whom we recognise as a sovereign independent state.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ36Breakoff of the Month: The Republic of Somaliland ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ36VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ36
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS for the past decade, Talossans have argued about, lampooned, supported, written about, denounced, or backed, various wild theories about our supposed "Berber Ancestry"; and WHEREAS whether we believe what Dan called all this "pseudo-racial-lingual horseshit" or not, it has become part of the experience of being Talossan;
    THEREFORE: The Cosâ hereby resolves and proclaims that in whatever vague and mysterious way, the Talossan people are inexplicably and inextricably connected somehow to Berbers and that such jokes, debates, and passionate nonsense about Berber heritage have become part of Talossa's folk identity.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ37The You Are What You Talk About, And You Talk About Berbers, ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


    Cosâ vote result

    #NameProvincePartySeatsRZ37VOC
    Number of Cosâ Members : 0

    Senäts vote result

    Province#NameRZ37
    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Talossa's war against Serbia and the Bosnian Serbs has been in effect since the Cosâ passed LC29 (6/93). Since that time, the war has by-and-large been successfully prosecuted, with UN air attacks, the end of the siege of Sarajevo, and recent Bosnian Muslim counter-attacks 150 miles NW of Sarajevo, which have taken a large number of abandoned weapons and sent 7,000 Bosnian Serbs into flight. There is no - thanks to Talossa's resolute action - an improving and larger Muslim-led Bosnian army winning out over an increasingly static and stretched Serb-backed enemy.
    The Cosâ hereby requests that the PM, at his earliest convenience, either issue a PD or aauthor a bill to end our war with Serbia and its allies.

    Proposed by: Foreign Minister John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ38The End of the War (Sense of the Cosâ) ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    Outraged by the bloody, anti-peace activities of the Palestinian terrorist group known as "Hamas," and especially indignant over their bombing of a Tel Aviv bus last month that killed 23 people, the Cosâ hereby calls upon Israel to completely and irrevocably demolish the group through all means necessary, and also calls upon all its sponsors (groups in the US, plus Syria, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait) to immediately cease their support.

    Proposed by: Foreign Minister John Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ39The Smash Hamas ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, the Cosâ did last month approve making "Fleetwood Mac's Greatest Hits" the Kingdom's official CD (that's disc with a "c", Ben); and whereas their odd song "Tusk" did serve as Talossa's first national anthem (actually, from 12/26/79 to 1/11/80; and then again from 2/11/80 to 10/19/80); therefore we hereby amend Article 8 of the Constituziun and make "Tusk" Talossa's official National Song. The last sentence of the article is replaced with the following:
    "The official national song of Talossa is 'Tusk,' as performed by Fleetwood Mac."


    Proposed by: John Jahn, Musikführer (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Ián von Metáiriâ - PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ40The Tusk AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, gajillions of bills have been passed attempting to define who lives in what provinces and what the rules are for moving from one province to the other, but Whereas, it is impossible, utterly impossible to keep track of our rapidly shifting citizens for the purposes of determining exactly where each and every one of us lives at any given moment; THEREFORE the Cosa hereby repeals any and all previous bills dealing with the question of what province people are living in, and adopts the following as the Law of the Land:
    Talossans shall be considered to inhabit Provinces permanently, regardless of where they really live. If a Talossan citizen wishes to change his Provincial assignment from one Province to another, he must do so by Law of the Cosâ. For purposes of this Act, our Citizens are considered to be living in the following Provinces: ATATÜRK (Dave Kuenn, Ron and Jasmine Rosalez, Florence Yarney, Harry Wozniak); MUSSOLINI (Jenn Williams, Antonio Riley, Tom Buffone, John Eiffler, Josh Macht, Sandee Prachel); VUODE (Ben, Harry, & Jennifer Madison, Nick Kovac, Andrew Worm, Wes Erni, Dan Lorentz); SOUTH-WEST TERRITORIES (Andrew Wozniak, John & Patrick McGarry, Gary Schwichtenberg, Melanie & Alexander Freeman); MARJTIIMI-MAXHESTIC (John Jahn, Charmaine Chvala-Smith, Brook Gläfke).


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ41The Permanent Provincial Habitation ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Approved but Ephemeral

    WHEREAS, the Talossan people have resoundingly resolved that secret behind-our-backs campaigning is illegal as well as just unethical, and WHEREAS, the entire affaire was sparked in the first place by the secret Liberal Party advert mailed out in June of 1994, THEREFORE the Cosâ resolves that it is only just and proper that Dave Kuenn finally comply with the law and deliver a complete, unedited, unexpurgated, un-blacked-out copy of said Infamous Letter to the National Archives, before the beginning of the next election, or face possible legal sanctions.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ42The Dave, Comply ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    The Cosâ hereby appends the following text to Article 62 of the Constituziun:
    The Secretary of State shall place no Bill on the Clark if the Bill seeks to amend, change, or repeal any Article of the Constituziun or any Law, unless the Bill specfies exactly the Law(s) or Article(s) which it seeks to amend, change, or repeal.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ43The What Exactly Are You Doing? AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Whereas, in every civilised country there exists an Official Residence for the Prime Minister or Head of Government (for example: the US has The White House, Iceland has Bessastaðir; Britain has 10 Downing Street, Canada has 24 Sussex Drive, France has the Palais de l'Élysée, etc.), but Whereas, Talossa has no such thing, yet is still a civilised country; THEREFORE the Cosa hereby declares that 3035 Maryland Avenue, the George and Evelyn Gay residence where so many Living Cosâs, RT Anniversary Parties, and TalossaFests have taken place, is hereby designated "Gay House", "Casâ Alerétz," or "3035 North Maryland Avenue", and is officially declared to be the Official Residence of the Prime Minister. Furthermore it is declared that unless George and Evelyn actually vacate the residence, that the PM shall not really live there. Finally this Act shall not be construed as to have any bearing on the past, present, or future affectional preferences of any past, present, or future Prime Ministers.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ44The Gay House ActNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Appointement

    Whereas, numerous futile efforts have been made to prod the South-West Territories into taking upon themselves Provincial status as the "Province of Flúviâ," but, Whereas, such efforts have consistently failed; THEREFORE the Cosa hereby throws up its hands in frustration and names Andrew Wozniak Governor of the South-West Territories and furthermore confirms their Territorial status. If Wozniak refuses the appointment, the Prime Minister shall designate someone else.

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ45The SouthNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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    Published in Clark #0

    Repealed

    Talossans have a variety of sources from which to learn about Talossa. The sentence "Furthermore, no person may acquire Talossan citizenship unless he purchases or otherwise acquires a copy of the most recent edition of The History of the Kingdom of Talossa by Robert Madison" in Art. 94c of the Constituziun is hereby stricken from the Constituziun. lt is replaced by the following text which shall apply to any current or future applicants for RT citizenship:
    Furthermore, the Cosâ may judge a prospective citizens commitment to Talossa on the grounds of whether or not the prospective has purchased or otherwise lawfully acquired works which the Cosâ feels are appropriate to the new citizens naturalisation and edification. Such books may include Madison is History of Talossa, the National Atlas of Talossa, the Lexicon of Talossan English, Jahn's Flags of the Kingdom of Talossa, or other similar works written by Talossans about Talossa. The bill put before the Cosâ to naturalise a new Citizen shall specify any such book or books so obtained, so that the citizen's commitment to Talossa may be publicly evaluated.


    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode)

    Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - PC-Vuode

    18th Cosâ, Clark #0 resultsAmendment?ZiuCosâSenäts
    BillTitle ResultPërContrâAbstainResultPërContrâAbstainResult
    RZ46The Buy Our Books AmendmentNo (double majority needed)Fail000Fail000Fail


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